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Michael McDonaldEdit

  • "The smooth grooves of this song will make it to at least Number 2."
  • "You wanna come over? James Ingram and I are getting wasted and writing smooth music."
  • "What did you say? Yah mo' be there?"

Kenny LogginsEdit

  • "You're drowning in the past, Mike. But I've got your life vest right here: it's called the 80's, and it's gonna be around forever!"
  • "Fuck you! You're not Koko. Koko's dead as shit."

Hollywood SteveEdit

  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me relaxing in my music nook."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me basting some lamb shanks."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me taking a shit."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You caught me attending the funeral of a loved one."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me murdering a homeless woman."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me making love."
  • "Hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. I'm ready for you this time."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me becoming estranged from my spouse."
  • "Oh, hi, I'm Hollywood Steve. You've caught me being beheaded by Islamic extremists."
    • As part of the 2005 Channy Awards opening Sequence.

Gino BalzarelliEdit

  • "So what'll it be, Mikey? Are you gonna take it up the ass? Or take it to the streets!"

John OatesEdit

  • "Fuck you, Loggins! Hall and I will not stand idly by while you California vagina sailors stab the American airwaves in the balls with your shit ... music!"
  • "Fame... Fortune... Fagina."
  • "Get your dick out of your heart! Do you even know what the kids on the street are listening to? Disco, motherfucker!"

Walter BeckerEdit

  • "Donald says, 'Koko's not truly dead until the smooth music is.'"

Steve PorcaroEdit

  • "Alright Toto, I've done some research, and I've found out that the root chakra is my taint. That means she really wants to fuck me."

Dr. DreEdit

  • "Come on Amnesia Jack, you're a Doobie Brother... Michael McDonald, one smooth motherfucker!"
  • "This is gonna be some good-ass banana bread."

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